Фап Клуб Развратного Приста
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By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the
same day. One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the
men was Jewish. St. Peter met them at the Pearly Gates and thought
it was a good time to get some estimates on what it would cost to
renovate the gates.St. Peter first asked the Black fellow... "Well... I'd say it would
cost about $900", he responded after looking the gates over for sometime.
"I see," said St. Peter, "could you give me a breakdown of the costs?"
"I'd figure about $300 for my crew, $300 for materials, and $300 for
myself.""That sounds fairly reasonable.", said St. Peter, and he turned to
the Irishman and asked for his estimates. "Hmmm..." The Irishman looked
the gates over and said, "I think $1200 should be adequate."
"Why twelve hundred dollars?", asked St. Peter.
"Well," said the Irishman, "I'd need $400 for my crew, because I have
a better crew. I'll need $400 for materials, because I use better
materials, and I'd need $400 for myself, because I do better work."
"I see." said St. Peter, and he turned the question over to the Jew.
After looking the great gates over for some time, the Jew responded,
"$2900." "$2900!" exclaimed St. Peter, "Why so much?"
"Well..." said the Jewish fellow, "A thousand dollars for me... A
thousand dollars for you... and we can get that Black guy to do it for
$900..."You can imagine the excitement when a Martian spaceship landed in a
sunny suburban field and proved to be filled with intelligent, amicable
beings. Jane Pauley managed to be the first television personality on the
scene, and the chief Martian agreed to an exclusive interview on the "Today"
show the next morning. As the cameras started to roll, she told the Martian
how curious people on Earth were about his people, so she thought she'd just ask
him a few general questions. The Martian graciously said that was fine with him.
"Tell me," said Pauley, nervously clearing her throat, "do all of your
people have seven fingers and toes?"
"Yes," said the Martian, waving his slender green appendages in the air.
"And two heads? Everyone has those?"
"Oh yes," said the Martian, nodding both enthusiastically.
"And also those lovely diamonds and rubies embedded in their chests
as you do?" asked Pauley.
"Certainly not," snapped the Martian. "Only the Jews." -
*делает вид, что смеёться
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аншлак и то смешнее
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Скромный постик -
кста, если среди вас есть евреи - не обижайтесь, мне просто нравится всё, что может кого-то глубоко задеть, вовсе не значит что я соглашаюсь с шуткой)
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*обижаеться, потому, что он не еврей
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ппц, думал сдохну =
а ведь еще 2 левла бить =
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Развратный Прист., ааа прист нупко) на 97 - 5.6к хп)
у мя на 90 6.6к) еще 9 лвлов умир -
дадада вит 1
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меня другое интересует. рядом - енслейвд-мейден? андроид? пэт?
кто?з.ы. полодинчега опять пробанили. плохо всё-таки представлять "силы света"
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@"deathband":
меня другое интересует. рядом - енслейвд-мейден? андроид? пэт?кто?
жена (все вместе) -
@"Развратный-Прист.":
жена (все вместе)и кофа в кравац?
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@"deathband":
@"Развратный-Прист.":
жена (все вместе)и кофа в кравац?и манная каша под подушкой
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@"Warst":
и манная каша под подушкойв кастрюльке, обёрнутая ещё старой газеткой и, сверху, - одеяльцем.
правда, тогда это уже скорее не жена, а бабушка
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и не только кофа
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@"Развратный-Прист.":
и не только кофаа что ещё?
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@"deathband":
@"Развратный-Прист.":
и не только кофаа что ещё?сахир оО
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@"Warst":
сахир оОкубиками?
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@"deathband":
@"Warst":
сахир оОкубиками?шариками
